The Third Mall From the Sun

Monday, May 01, 2006


Robot of the Week - May 1, 2006

Robot of the Week: Charlie Casserly, Houston Texans GM.

Clearly someone hacked into his cyborg brain and re-programmed it: he passed up Reggie Bush and Vince Young, opting to take Mario Williams. Dude, you could have easily traded down and gotten either Williams or D’Brickashaw Ferguson, who will be a rock at LT for the next 10-12 years.
Cyborg Rating: 8.1




Honorable mention: Kobe Bryant
His end of the game heroics were something out of Double-Dribble, the world’s best video game ever.